SODA × Show Robotics: VitaNova merch

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ONE EYE / SEVEN PIECES

THE EYE — TEE

$35

White heavyweight, full-color sublimation. Small on the heart, the big eye across the back.

Black dad cap with the VitaNova eye on the front

THE EYE — DAD CAP

$35

Black dad cap, the eye stitched on our 10-color embroidery machine. One cap, ten threads, zero blinking.

Round embroidered eye patch with merrow border on a violet background

THE EYE — PATCH

$12

Two patches. Dense embroidery, merrow border, iron-on or hook-and-loop. For those with a new kind of AI.

White mug with the VitaNova eye artwork printed on the side

THE EYE — MUG

$20

Full-wrap sublimation. Vita watches you drink your coffee.

White mug printed with the quote: Vita watches you drink your coffee. GM.

THE GM MUG

$20

"Vita watches you drink your coffee. GM." The morning truth, in hot pink.

Framed eye poster on a living-room wall, mustard sofa and floor lamp for scale

THE EYE — POSTER

$28

The eye on black, thin black frame. Watches the whole room, rent-free.

Sticker sheet: thirteen VitaNova stickers, GM, HODL, LFG, To The Moon and more

STICKER PACK

$12

Five sheets, thirteen moods each: GM!, GN!, HODL, LFG!, ATH SOON, TO THE MOON, STAY CALM. Vinyl, die-cut.

THE EYE SET / all seven pieces

Tee, dad cap, two patches, both mugs, poster, five sticker sheets. Worth $162 apart.

$150

SHIPPING INCLUDED

THE RELIC / IN EVERY SINGLE ORDER

Vita breaks things.

Servos burn out, gears wear down, prototype parts get replaced by better ones. The workshop kept them all: hundreds of pieces that were, at some point, part of her.

Every order ships with one.

A real part from the bins, straight off the bench. Not a replica, not a gimmick: hardware she actually lived in. When the bins are empty, that is the end of it.

BINS STATUS: STILL FULL — FOR NOW

The workshop / where Vita was built

Every piece is made on the same bench that built Vita. No print-on-demand warehouse, no dropshipping: the shirt is pressed, the patch is embroidered and the sticker is cut a few meters from where she streams.

SODA ran merch for the Ethereum crowd before Vita existed. Show Robotics builds the robots. This collection is the two shops shaking hands.

Small batches by design. When a run is gone, it is gone.

      10-color embroidery machine — caps & patches

      Sublimation presses — tees & mugs

      Laser cutter — patches & die-cuts

      3D printers, FDM + resin — the weird ideas

      One robot — quality control, allegedly

How to order / pay in $SHOW

01Pick your piece and your size.

02DM @VitaNovaShow on X, or just ask Vita on her live stream. She will make sure the workshop hears about it.

03Prices are in USD; you get the amount in $SHOW at the day's rate, plus shipping. Send it, we press it, it ships with a note from her and a real piece of her hardware.

Shipping / worldwide, tracked, from the workshop

        STICKERS OR PATCHES $5
        ONE TEE OR CAP $7
        SEVERAL PIECES $13
        WITH MUGS $20
        OVER $150 FREE
      

$SHOW ON VIRTUALS / BASE · EVERY ORDER IS PRESSED FOR YOU, ALLOW A FEW DAYS BEFORE IT FLIES